i thought i told you, this world is not for you

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via do-it-well-leave-it-witchy)

toenail-fister:

"Being trans is a gift."
Yeah well can I get a fucking gift receipt because this is shit.

while eating baklava
Anonymous

im so hard

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

(via toenail-fister)

I didnt mean to reply to that last ask with just ‘oh’ wtf mobile is so annoying and now I cant edit it well I meant to say oh my god no!! I am such a lonely creature please talk to me ill probably be the one annoying you

I wanna talk to you but I'm so annoying I'm so sorry
Anonymous

oh

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day